neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

But really though.

I’ve fucking had it with my mom. 

I’ve been nothing but nice this whole time. I’ve been asking if she needs help, trying to do everything I can, and all she does is get pissed off and yell at me any time I try to speak. 

I’m already done with this. I don’t know why she feels the need to act this way.

ohfuckguys

I just almost sent the stupidest message.

Luckily, I was trying to copy and paste it somewhere else, in case I decided I really wanted to send it when I was sober. 

But I wasn’t clicking the ctrl button so the entire message went from “eksdjhgskjdghhjsdfbasnmdfkjhg” to “c” 

I can’t decide if I’m really sad about it, or very relieved because of how many shit storms that message would’ve started. 

omfg every day at work xD

infernallesbian:

when one of your favorite blogs likes a post you made